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dwight-privilege:

this is the most australian thing that has ever or will ever happen you can all go home now

dwight-privilege:

this is the most australian thing that has ever or will ever happen you can all go home now

(via collapsingonbridges)

nice friend person: hey, how've you been?

me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.

like if i get drunk and someone brings up chickens, there is a 90% chance i will cry about my chicken Rosie.

but damn, we had a serious bond and we would share spaghetti bolognaise on our terrasse together. shit was cute as fuck.

sometimes i think about my pet chickens at our old house and i cry because i know i shouldn’t have left them behind

me: where do you want to go in london?

friend: i don't care but not art museums

me: tate modern is my life, my soul and my being tho

"I was quiet, but I was not blind."

- Fanny Price, Mansfield Park (Jane Austen)

(via collapsingonbridges)

everyone on my newsfeed is graduating and i am fucking around in paris. i don’t know who has it better, to be honest

"I heard a joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he’s depressed, life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, “treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.” Man bursts into tears. “But Doctor” he says, “I am Pagliacci.”"

- Robin Williams (via paintedlions)

(via notafuckingwizard)

http://toxicwinner.tumblr.com/post/94993742091

toxicwinner:

what the guys who try not to make misogynist posts but dont actualy engage in real critical thought about gender on here gonna do when someone from their area follows them. shes beautiful. ur age. shes liking ur posts. its miraculous. few weeks of flirting pass before u start talking. u realise u…

a man could ask me to marry him and tell me he loves me everyday and i would still think “oh my god, what does he feel for me, does he really like me?!”

fuck, he could even die for me and i would say “but did he actually care?”

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(via alittleopera)

sad about my wallet being stolen but jason derulo will cure that

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